Irregular musings of the sage of Oxton

First thing that popped into my mind when I left the tepee From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (1 hour old)

Some of the best funny personal names can be found in the US Indian Census of 1880. The anglophile versions of Native Indian names can be hilarious simply due to loose translations. Native America… more

The book to buy all your male friends for Chistmas From prydwen in (2 hours old)

'Busty, Slag and Nob End' by Russell Ash. This adults only book of 'Remarkably rude but real names of people, places and products from all over the world' will have any male laughing his head off wit… more

Hampstead Heath From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (19 hours old)

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Top Ten adult movie titles From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (20 hours old)

1. Forest Hump 2. The Object Of My Erection 3. The Porn Identity 4. Sex Trek: The Next Penetration 5. Shaving Ryan's Privates 6. ET: The Extra Testicle 7. Alien vs Sex Predator 8. Sex Toy … more

Thought for the day From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (1 day old)

I was born on the cusp of Leo and Capricorn...... Does this make me a Leprechaun?… more

John and Edward From prydwen in Grin and bear it (1 day old)

So John and Edward are called Jedward. Anyone else wish they'd been called Peter and Rick? … more

What! Londoner's wont even share a taxi..... From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (1 day old)

Found in the San Franscisco Chronicle So you think London, population 8 million, is crowded with the living? There are many millions more under the soil of a city that has been inhabited for … more

When is "Therapeutic" Sex, not "Therapeutic" Sex? From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (1 day old)

The U.S. Tax Court ruled in September that William Halby, 78, owes back taxes because he improperly tried to deduct $300,000 over a five-year period for "medical" expenses that were merely purchases o… more

Want a tune on the radio From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (1 day old)

Listen in to Seahaven FM, phone 01323 899226 and Danny and I will play you a tune....… more

Down to one drink a week now From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (1 day old)

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FACEBOOK - ITS ORIGINS From eggbod in wordworld (3 days old)

Contrary to popular belief, man was not invented by Simon Cowell, or a by-product of his high-waisted, controversial, trouser frontage, but evolved from an office in Africa before the invention of X-f… more

So much for Objective Journalism From redleader in Red Leader: Enemy activity has been slight (5 days old)

My writing hero is Hunter S Thompson. Like many other people who scratch a living out of writing, I admired his total balls-out devotion to telling the truth. At least the truth that he saw. Not m… more

'Tis the season to be made redundant From redleader in Red Leader: Enemy activity has been slight (5 days old)

So this is Christmas. Well it self-evidently is not, but my generous employers can't help themselves and are falling over each other to be the first to dish out the P45s. Yes. It's the Annua… more

Lounge Lizard From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 days old)

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The first acorn of common sense From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 days old)

UK councils please take note. FRANKFORT, Ky. A spokeswoman for Kentucky Gov. Steve Beshear says he's calling the tree on the Capitol's front lawn a "Christmas" tree this holiday season. A… more

Groan of the night From prydwen in Grin and bear it (7 days old)

A man died today after becoming trapped under a large wicker basket containing a smoked ham, a jar of pickled onions, some cheddar, water biscuits and a bottle of champagne. Police said that their … more

Who needs therepy? From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 days old)

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Louis Walsh From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 days old)

When will this man get a reality check, smell the coffee and realise that he is either tone death, or the biggest bullshitter in the world.... Louis the louse should bow out of this competition at … more

Please Please Please From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 days old)

Will someone out there please put John and Edward out of their misery (and mine)....… more

Guess the odd one out: From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 days old)

Lord Stevenson, former chairman, HBOS Bank Andy Hornby, former CEO, HBOS Bank Sir Fred Goodwin, former CEO, RBS Bank Sir Tom McKillup, former chairman, RBS Bank John McFall MP, chairman, Treasury … more

The problem with e-bay From prydwen in Grin and bear it (7 days old)

It’s really difficult to find what you want on eBay. I was searching for cigarette lighters and it found over 15,000 matches.… more

Saturday Meme From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (8 days old)

1. With Friday the 13th on the horizon, do you have any superstitions? I will not walk under ladders and hate seeing a single magpie. 2. Have you any phobias? Still have a fear of heights. 3. … more

An Amazing Coincidence Over Wirral Libraries From Juzzzy in JD's World (8 days old)

November 7, 2009 Late last year, a press release was sent out from our local council - very late in the day as is seemingly usual for anything contentious - bigging up an idea it had for the future… more

Quote of the night From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (8 days old)

If you got to swim in shit, keep your chin up.… more

Instant Viagra From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (8 days old)

'Viagra' is now available in powder form for your tea. It doesn't enhance your sexual performance but it does stop your biscuit going soft.. … more

Word Of The Day From Juzzzy in JD's World (9 days old)

November 6, 2009 Felicide, noun Killing of a cat "So the person we're looking for," hushed Nipper, with a stroke of his imaginary moustache, "is almost certainly called Mr Curiosity." He was… more

Word Of The Day From Juzzzy in JD's World (10 days old)

November 5, 2009 Rhigosis, noun Sensation of cold; ability to feel cold "Brrrrrrrrr," shivered Nipper, ruffling his feathers.… more

Visiting Etiquette From Juzzzy in JD's World (11 days old)

November 4, 2009 If you'd fallen out with someone, rather badly, after doing something very, very stupid, how would you try to attempt to retrieve the situation some many months later? Would you… more

Word Of The Day From Juzzzy in JD's World (11 days old)

November 4, 2009 Hebephrenia, noun Form of dementia occurring at puberty "There's another name for it, too, isn't there?" asked Nipper. "There is indeed," said Zeds. "Women."… more

It just NEVER occurred to him... From redleader in Red Leader: Enemy activity has been slight (11 days old)

Drugs and schools. A marriage made in heaven. I was left wide-eyed in wonderment last night watching the TV news to first see some Greasy Government Suit moaning on that he'd lost all confidence in… more