by faddy
@ 2007-06-21 - 11:13:59
Tuesday. Extremely infrequent flyer faddy is leaving Liverpool John Lennon Airport for a day trip to Dublin. Free. Courtesy of the lovely Ryanair.
Going through security faddy sets off the metal detector. Arms out. Frisked. Shoes examined.
"What's that in your trouser pocket?"
"My wallet."
"Oh, it will probably be that, then"
Doesn't check it. Waves me on. Aaaaaargh.